Life After Funny Death

A couple agreed that whoever died first would come back and inform the other about "the after life". The woman's biggest fear was that there was no heaven.

The husband was the first to go, and true to his word, he made contact. "Mary... Mary..."

"Is that you Fred?"

"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."

"Well, what is it like?"

"Well, when I get up in the morning I have sex, then I have breakfast, then I have sex again, then I bathe in the sun, then I have sex twice more, then I have lunch, then I have sex all afternoon and into the early evening, until bedtime. And, then, I start all over again the next day."

"Oh Fred, you surely must be in heaven."

"Hell no, Mary, I'm a rabbit in Kansas."