Indians Vs Pakistan Humour
7 Indians and 7 Pakis are going from PUNE to Mumbai.
So all of them gather at Pune Station. Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority.
SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI) :
7 Indians take only 1 Ticket and 7 Pakis buy all 7 tickets.
Pakis are desperately waiting for TC to come. When TC arrives, All 7 Indians get in one toilet SO when TC knocks , one hand comes out with the ticket and the TC goes away.
Pakis say "Dekh lenge" NOW on return Journey All of them don't get a direct train to PUNE.
So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, as from there they can easily get a LOCAL to PUNE.
SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA)
Pakis decided, "this time we will prove that we too are equally SHAANE"....All 7 Pakis take 1 Ticket, Indians don't buy any ticket at all.
TC arrives.... ALL Pakis IN ONE TOILET.ALL Indians IN THE OPPOSITE ONE.. One Indian gets out and knocks the door of Pakis toilet, One hand comes with the tickets, he takes the ticket and comes in Indians Bathroom.
TC DRIVES out ALL the Pakis from the toilet and they are heavily fined.
SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA)
SO now both the group are on LONAVALA station. Pakis planning their move for last chance, they board the local to Pune. This time Pakis decide that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick.
ALL Pakis take 1 tickets...Indians BUY all 7 tickets this time... SO TC Comes.. All Indians show their tickets.
Pakis are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL train!
There was once a Indian and an Pakistani who lived next door to each other. The Indian owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.
One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Pakistani's garden.
He was about to go next door when he saw the Pakistani pick up the egg. The Indian ran up to the Pakistani and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen.
The Pakistani disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.
They argued for a while until finally the Indian said, "In my family we normally solve disputes by the following actions. I kick you in the balls and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the balls and time how long it takes for me to get up, who ever gets up quicker wins the egg."
The Pakistani agreed to this and so the Indian found his heaviest pair of boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward the Pakistani and kicked as hard as he could in the balls.
The Pakistani fell to the floor clutching his nuts howling in agony for 30 minutes. Eventually the Pakistani stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you." The Indian said, "Keep the damn egg!"