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Grocery Store Humor

Grocery Store Humor

A man walked into the grocery store.

“I want the rotten eggs you have,” he demanded.

“Why do you want stale eggs?” asked the clerk.

“Are you going to see the new comedian at the theatre tonight?”

“Sh – sh- sh,” hissed the buyer nervously, “I’ m the new comedian.”