Funny SMS collections

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Without Love -- dayz are "Sadday, moanday, tearsday, wasteday, thirstday, frightday, shatterday... so be in Luv everyday... Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day

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Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People

Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.

Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More But

Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

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One day Santas Girlfriend asks him.

Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING? Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

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A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party: Hi! I am sardar, this is my sardarni, he is my kid, & she is my kidney.

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Sometimes in life we think we don't need anyone. But sometime we don't have anyone when we need... So don't let your best buddies go ever

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When I was born, GOD said, "Oh No! Another IDIOT". When you were born, GOD said, "OH No! COMPETITION".

Who knew, one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER!

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Can v do romance in the evening today? I'm in a good mood Just a little bit of kissing and biting reply me soon! urs lovingly "MOSQUITO"

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sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.

Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.

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In this cruel world it is very difficult to find friend with beautiful heart, pure feelings, attractive personality & stylish looks. So learn to value me!

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Being a friend is not just sharing a joke, a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny story. It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself.

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Eyes: To look at you

Hands: To pray for you

Mind: To care for u

Heart: To love you and

Legs: To kick u if u forget me.

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