Funny Salary Increase Request letter

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How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?

One day an employee sends a letter to H er boss asking for an increase in her salary !!!

Dear Bo $$,
  
   In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under $tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including$ weat and $ervice to your company .

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon .

Your$ $incerely,

Marian $hih


The next day, the employee recieved this letter of reply :

Dear Marian,

    I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NO thing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet .

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading eco NO mists are NO t sure if the United States may go into a NO ther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad .

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean .

Yours truly,
Manager