Funny English SMS

Evry girl wants a guy

Who hugs her wen tey r watching a scary movie,
Who will always b D 1 2 make her laugh,
Who will never complain, never stare at other girls,
Who will b romantic & nt scared 2 say "I love U",
& he will love her 4 who she is...
& tat guy is wat Google calls No Results Found'!

Girl: I Like Ur ‘Teeth’.
Boy: Oh Really, Why?
Girl: ......Becoz Yellow Is My Favorite Color.
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_/\ .. Hight of Insult

Soul1: How did u die?
Soul2: Due 2 cold U?
S1: I doubted my wife with a man & searched my house,
found none, felt guilty & suicided
S2: Ha ha i was in d Fridge..