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Funny English Jokes

Funny English Jokes

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 I dropped a coin in sea and prayed for a smart & intelligent freind.

Then God gifted me you and said.

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ITNE PAISE ME TO YAHI MILEGA.... :)

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In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item @ 12.75 n sell @15.25, it's loss or

profit?

Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise

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A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking,

But a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips r

closed !

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Teacher :      Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th

August.

Student:       A holiday

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Boy & Girl in restaurant 

Boy: I Love u

Girl: I dont Love u

Boy: Think again?

Girl: told u. No no & no

Boy: Ok!!! Waiter,bring seperate bills.

Girl: ok ok....... I Love u too.......
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