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A Chemical Analysis Of A Woman

Chemical Analysis Element : Woman Symbol : WO Discoverer : Adam Quantitative Analysis: ...

 

A Chemical Analysis Of A Woman

 

Element: Woman


Symbol: wo
Atomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary from 93 to 280
Discoverer: Adam
Occurrence: Copius quantities in all Urban areas, with slightly lower concentrations in suburban and rural areas. Known to occuur in small, highly

concentrated deposits in Urban areas (see Shopping Mall).

Physical properties:

 

1. Surface usually covered with painted film.
2. Boils at nothing, freezes without reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if used incorrectly. Can cause headaches, handle with care.
5. Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
6. Yields to pressure applied at correct points.

 

Chemical properties:

 

 

1. Has great affinity for Gold, Silver, Platinum, and and many of the precious stones.
2. May explode spontaneously if left alone.
3. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but displays a certain more...

 


 
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