The 3 Guys in a Plane
There were 3 men on an airplane. The first man dropped an apple from the plane and then jumped off and landed.
saw a little boy crying and asked him why he was sad. The boy said, "An apple came out of nowhere and hit me on the head!" second man dropped a banana peel from the plane and then jumped off and landed.
He saw a girl on the ground crying. He asked why she was crying. She replied, "I slipped on a banana peel and fell!" The third man dropped a bomb from the airplane and then jumped off and landed.
He saw a little boy laughing hysterically. He asked why are you laughing. The boy replied with laughter, "I farted and my house blew up!"