Health Problems Joke
Suzie, a hooker, goes to her doctor for her quarterly checkup.
The doctor asked, "Is there any particular problem that you want to talk about?"
"Yes, I have noticed lately that even if I get a small cut, it seems to bleed for a very long time and the clotting is delayed," she replied.
"Is there any chance that I have hemophilia?"
"Hmm," the doctor said, "Hemophilia is an inheritable disease, normally affecting only males but it is possible for women to transmit it to their male children. Tell me, how much you lose when you have your period?"
Suzie started making some mental calculations and replied, "About $1000 on an average."